the top 10 things i have learned in acting school so far
- repeat a statement word for word, and then repeat again, so on and so forth
- loosen your jaw for open resonance and from the look of our exercises, improve blowjob technique
- say fuck, discretion does not apply
- be really still lying on the floor
- roll around on the floor breathing your feelings and rolling over others when necessary in orgy-like fashion
- breathe like a baby
- tango/sexy walking
- get really intimate with strangers
- how to waste 3 hours in between classes
last but not least
10. my career may be based solely off my ability to play a fairy, because apparently that is my type cast. i have only heard it a bajillion times, but im sure everyone gets that. HAHA
… so um hey, true blood… just know I’m waiting for my guest spot as the next random fairy to pop out of a ball of light or something
- 10.01.11