the top 10 things i have learned in acting school so far

  1. repeat a statement word for word, and then repeat again, so on and so forth
  2. loosen your jaw for open resonance and from the look of our exercises, improve blowjob technique
  3. say fuck, discretion does not apply
  4. be really still lying on the floor
  5. roll around on the floor breathing your feelings and rolling over others when necessary in orgy-like fashion
  6. breathe like a baby
  7. tango/sexy walking
  8. get really intimate with strangers
  9. how to waste 3 hours in between classes

last but not least

  10. my career may be based solely off my ability to play a fairy, because  apparently that is my type cast. i have only heard it a bajillion times, but im sure everyone gets that. HAHA

… so um hey, true blood… just know I’m waiting for my guest spot as the next random fairy to pop out of a ball of light or something 

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