how to survive megabus

  1. sit on the outside
  2. dont shower
  3. put your hair in your face
  4. respond to people with grunts or moans and your eyes only half open
  5. cough alot
  6. sit in a “im gunna throw up postition
  7. steps 1-6 in order to have 2 seats to yourself
  8. when step 7 is acomplished pretend you are on bolt bus.
  9. pass out

  • 12.04.11
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  1. monalyssasmiles posted this